I'm A Good, Quality Single Man

I'm not stingy like some of you guys out there. If a woman wants me to spoil her, I'll win her a bunch of 99 cent auctions on Ebay. If she wants a car, I'll make her save up 500 bucks and give her a ride to CarHop. If she wants me to take her on a trip around the world, I'll email her a bunch of links to National Geographic documentaries. And if she wants me to pay her bills, I'll go cut out some coupons for her... So you can't tell me I'm not a good man... -Jasen Robinson-